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February 08 2018

botanyshitposts:

naughty organelles are fed to the lysosome to atone for their sins

fourthmosttowel:

sorelatabledottumblerdotcom:

slap that pussy to pieces

this is my last resort

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andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

cheap koala costume wearing baby. picking up garbage. trashy bitch

leplusgrandlivredumonde:

You’ve heard of:

Thanks, I hate it!

Get ready for:

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February 07 2018

weirdmageddon:

squiddelbub:

weirdmageddon:

nothing is impissible

what

you heard me bitch

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clickholeofficial:

Inspiring: This Teenager Is The First Person In His Family

the-aprils-only-fool:

perkachow:

remmoran-kynvahl:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

Moon saved our fucking lives thank the moon gods

performative:

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2018 will be for you

playstation1graphics:

playstation1graphics:

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

pochowek:

(teleports to 13th century europe) Nobody on their phones. What a beautiful sight :) (peasant beside me cherishes his last gasp of amazement at my clean ass jordans as he dies of common fever)

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aaaaaaaaaaalianzinsurance:

soliloquy-of-nemo:

lesbianpiperwrights:

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game
hot lady pirate: *appears*
me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

oh honey

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connard-cynique:

shitpost-senpai:

1r7:

shitpost-senpai:

you act like youre any better LMFAO

I went over there and played in the arcades, ate some good food, hung out with people who liked the same things i do at a concert, and took some great photos with them.

He went over and put on a kimono and conical hat, ran through the streets shouting ching chong, called it a playground, went to a forest and took video of dead bodies, and caused a minor international incident.

So yeah, i’m better than logan paul.

Reblog if you’re better than logan paul!

corsolanite:

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Today is a national holiday!  On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!

gwynndolin:

gwynndolin:

justifying any weird thing with “sorry im just.. really horny” is top tier humor

“whyd u water down your lemonade?”

“sorry im just.. really horny rn”

witchjock:

trevenant:

To those men on Tinder whose bios consist solely of their height, I would just like to say, from the bottom of my heart: what else ya got

This post is really 6’2phobic…

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centipeetle:

jawbone-the-tenth:

Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that:

  • You can ask for my Skype
  • You can ask for my Steam
  • You can ask for my Discord
  •  You can kill me in one hit
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